September162014
September142014

-hewastheirfriend:

this video has zero dislikes on youtube and it never should 

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12PM

sleepingbeauty221b:

thescienceofobsession:

Benedict enjoying his fan.

fuck me that’s adorable

His handsomeness isn’t human.

(Source: mishasteaparty, via sherlocksbelstaff)

September72014

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September62014
8PM
12AM

THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1

  • Nick Fury: We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
  • Loki: Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
  • Hawkeye: I did a little
  • Loki: K let's see what this spear or whatever does
  • Spear or whatever: BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
  • Loki: Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
  • Nick Fury: Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
  • Agent Coulson: That might take a really long time
  • Nick Fury: Whatever do it in montage
  • Bruce Banner: I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
  • Capt. Amuricur: Check out my sweet ass
  • Black Widow: Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
  • Iron Man: When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
  • Hawkeye: I'm evil rn bbl
  • Thor: I'm in Asgard atm
  • Agent Coulson: Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
  • Loki: I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
  • Capt. Amuricur: We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
  • Iron Man: Sup Captain
  • Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAY
  • LATER, IN A PLANE
  • Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
  • Loki: Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
  • Thor: You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
  • Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAY
  • Iron Man: IRON GLOMP
  • Thor: You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
  • Smokey the Bear: But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
  • Capt. Amuricur: GUYS STAWP IT
  • Loki: Eatspopcorn.gif
  • BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
  • Bruce Banner: Sup
  • Iron Man: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
  • Everyone: Shit now what the fuck do we ship
  • AFTER MUCH BANTER
  • Capt. Amuricur: What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
  • Bruce Banner: I am slightly ticked off
  • Iron Man: I think you should hulk out
  • Capt. Amuricur: Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
  • Iron Man: Not if I invade yours first
  • Capt. Amuricur: I am gonna fight you so hard later
  • Iron Man: You smell like justice
  • Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAY
  • Hawkeye: Still evil here
  • EXPLOSIONS OCCUR
  • Bruce Banner: It's not easy being green
  • Loki: I am escaping from my cage now
  • Thor: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
  • Iron Man: Fixing things with science
  • Capt. Amuricur: Assisting with ab-power
  • Hawkeye: Fucking shit up with Arrows
  • Agent Coulson: Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
  • Loki: I take people no other way
  • Loki: Lates Onee-san
  • Nick Fury: No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
  • Agent Coulson: Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • Nick Fury:
  • Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  • Nick Fury:
  • Agent Coulson: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • Everyone: He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.
  • Everyone: Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
September52014

captcevans:

Chris Evans Talks About His Directorial Debut ‘Before We Go’ at the Variety Studio

August302014
lolgiver:

untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

lolgiver:











untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

August292014

Anonymous said: Imagine Bucky teasing Steve about his Cap uniform. "I know it's not tights anymore, but Steve, at the moment your greatest power against evil is distracting them with your leather-clad, bright blue ass." Sooner or later Steve decides to shut him up about it. He buys a bunch of old Captain America comics and shows Bucky what the majority of the world thinks he looks like. "You know what Buck, you might look better in tights than I do." And that's how that year's halloween costumes were decided.

imaginebucky:

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